ok i picked this up from somewhere on the net
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On behalf of HM queen elizabeths idea to restore respect in society in the UK
we hereby suggest the following ideas, please add your ideas to the list:
1. Torch petrol stations at 5am in the morning when theres nobody around.
2. let down peoples tyres and put a penallty Fine notice on windscreen (please stop polluting and buy an electric or non-pollutant fuel vehicle)
3. roadblock all govenment places of power around the world with demonstration and media coverage and stop governors from driving their petrol vehicles
4. surround all nuclear power stations and oil depots/refineries with crates full of wind turbines so that the building cannot be entered
5. double all social security benefits to come in line with past 10 year inflation
6. stop taxing anyone who earns less than £300 per week
7. Start taxing heavily anyone earning over £1000 per week and also large corporations
(we are sure they will be happy to erradicate all crime)
8. recycle all old petrol vehicles into lightweight bodies for new cars
9. ask children at school what it is they want to learn and allow teacher to make up the lessons
10. ?....
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